Parrotcha: I don't know... a form just seems so, formal. What if I don't want to fill out a form? Seriously, I thought we were bros, bird bros. That used to mean something.
HR Steve: It still does! Parrotcha.com is constantly monitoring our inbox at email@example.com; so feel free to send out an email if that's more your style. Either way, we promise to reply as soon as possible, and get you the support you need.
Parrotcha: I knew you cared!
HR Steve: Hey, if you can't count on your bird bros, who can you count on?